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Okie dokie folks - April is half over - which means you have roughly 12 days to get your entries in to my Oibyrd/Oibyrd-Stock icon contest!! The info/rules/prizes can be found on my newsletter here:
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Entries are here: (and NO I have not updated in quite awhile and have a number of icons still to add - if I have fav'd your icon that means it has been RECEIVED and will eventually make it's way to the journal - so no worries )
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Comission Works
After getting an adcast going for ^stigmatattoo I am still keeping my word on the sales of my prints and comissioned works. Please contact me with any print purchases you make so that I can make note of it and add it to the pot - comissioned works are priced depending on how much time will be needed to create what you want - anywhere from $5-30.
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Rambling
So my newest ridiculous drama is winding to a close. After reporting an absolutely revolting brush set of a human penis (complete with drippage and semi erect action - I mean COME ON!) I was verbally bashed by the idiot in question and then to add insult to injury - she claims she wants to report me for harrasment.

My harrasment was a short commentary saying the brushes were revolting. After she spewed her verbal rant on my front page I got a chuckle and just made it very clear that it wasn't a personal thing - it was a policy violation to post such nonesense. She went from saying "if you don't like it don't look" to "you must hate MEN **I'm still gutlaughing at that one!**" to "I only uploaded it for a friend and was going to delete it." She followed that last commentary up by saying my comments to HER were...and I quote...."retarded".

Hmmmmm.....
When I said that folks like her give RESOURCES on dA a bad name she countered with

"I don't even know what you're talking about. dA doesn't have a bad name."

RESOURCES YOU NINNY!! RESOURCES!!!
BAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
Some peoples' kids.


My point in posting this is clear:
If you're going to post ART - by all means do so.
If you're going to post PORN - do it on a porn site.
If you're going to post "JOKE" PORN - do it on myspace.

Stop soiling up my favorite ART website you asshats.
Oh - and kids - don't set fire to the help desk's ass - they have more important issues to deal with than your silly gradeschool-esque arguements and general timewasting nonesense. If you are easily offended by someone calling out a policy violation on your work or if you prefer not to read comments from "retards" like me - do yourself a HUGE favor and disable the comment box. That way - I can report you and you won't even know it

Hmmf. Thought a warning would be considered a friendly heads up. Guess not !

Last thought?
I LOVE EVIL PENIS. *nods to Steven*
SAYING I HATE PENIS IS HILARIOUS....seriously ....
BUT MY LOVERS ERECT PENIS STAYS OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT.
....not that I wouldn't sharepics of Dee with you guys ... but Oibyrd knows how to follow the fucking rules on the site.

If you don't understand the above commentary - go read the FAQs, visit ^arachnid15 to familiarize yourself with evil penis and THINK BEFORE YOU POST. ^arachnid15 is the best example I can suggest to folks who want to push the boundaries without insulting the fetish and artistic nudes' credibility on this site.
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THE BEST dA STAMP EVER!

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